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Some People Should Not Be Allowed to Reproduce
I have been asked to fulfill the following requests by customers in the restaurant I work at: “I need you to change your carpets. That pattern makes me feel like I dont want to eat anymore, which is a...
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The Shitter Graffiti Artist
Do people take time to carve things into the toilet seats at your restaurant? Nothing says gangster like carving your gang symbol where people put their bare asses and take a shit? I guess that carving...
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Spaghetti to The Face
I worked at an all night diner next to a string of bars. Once I had a drunk guy throw a hot plate of spaghetti at me and it hit its target, my face. I was so mad that while my face was blistering I...
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I Want My Tuna in Balls!
So this woman wanted a tuna sandwich. You know, everyday tuna on the bread with some vegetables. I scoop, I spread. Suddenly she flips her shit, waving her arms, pointing at the glass. Yeah, who knew...
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I Actually Got an Apology Letter
When working as a fast food manager, we changed our store hours from being open 24 hours to closing at midnight. The business just wasn’t there to stay open all night. I had a customer try to come...
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Nothing Goes Better With Steak Than…
Tonight I witnessed someone eat a juicy medium rare bacon wrapped filet mignon with ketchup *facepalm* -BrandonFiled under: Dumb Customers, Stories Tagged: Disgusting, Dumb People, food service, Funny,...
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I Only Have $30 and we All Need Food And Desert
I work at a national chain restaurant. A woman came in with her three small, unruly children. I greet the table with a smile but before I am able to get anything out of my mouth she says: “I have 30...
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The Awkward Family Fight
Last night I had the “pleasure” of waiting on a table of 8: granddad, grandma, aunts, husband, wife, all relatives. The husband & wife brought in their two screaming children ages 2-5. So they’re...
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He Always Does This!
I happened to be waitressing one evening when I large tourist family of seven sits down. Long story short, the father kept sending his food back insisting it wasn’t what he ordered. Then he demanded a...
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All Hands to my Apron
I used to work at restaurants as a college student making balloon animals for tips. Every group of exclusively women would ask for a penis of some variation. One woman asked for MY penis, not with...
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